whassupslut:

koala-infestation:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million omg

Let’s bring out the calculator

Wait…

omg

(Source: beautifulswaggirlz)

hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

(Source: theannieplanet)

automb:

I was drinking a glass of water and I remembered I had a 1/3 filled water bottle in the freezer, I take it out noticing that it had fallen on the side and froze completely froze.  So I cut the ice out and use it as a big ass ice cube jutting out of my cup.  I take bites of my ice as I drink and this was no different so I’m nibbling away at this ice every once, not really paying attention and then this time the ice was really hard to break so I bite down really hard and before I know it, water is pouring down my shirt into my lap.  I wasn’t eating the ice cube, I WAS FUCKING EATING THE GLASS.  I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP. NOW MY FACE IS ALL JACKED UP.

I will repeat.

I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP.

THIS IS WHAT REMAINS OF MY CUP.

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

 VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

faustbot:

unxoriginal:

kyerabianca:

All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color. So convenient. :)

I love Mint Chip = 3 blue, 3 green

Click to enlarge!

(via annaandblue)

this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Note to self

trapped-in-a-teacup:

Cosplay done right!

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

(Source: thedoctorloves221b)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

sweet-peas-and123s:

I just realized that I am so lazy I wish my tumblr would scroll for me so I can eat my ice cream and not get my keyboard sticky ….