My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
I was drinking a glass of water and I remembered I had a 1/3 filled water bottle in the freezer, I take it out noticing that it had fallen on the side and froze completely froze. So I cut the ice out and use it as a big ass ice cube jutting out of my cup. I take bites of my ice as I drink and this was no different so I’m nibbling away at this ice every once, not really paying attention and then this time the ice was really hard to break so I bite down really hard and before I know it, water is pouring down my shirt into my lap. I wasn’t eating the ice cube, I WAS FUCKING EATING THE GLASS. I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP. NOW MY FACE IS ALL JACKED UP.
I will repeat.
I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP.
THIS IS WHAT REMAINS OF MY CUP.
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
OH THANK GOD.
My birthday is July 31 bitches.
first try mothafucka
All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color. So convenient. :)
I love Mint Chip = 3 blue, 3 green
Click to enlarge!
this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Note to self
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made